The Fireman

by Enrico Muhs

April, 2001

 

There was a fire in Cindy's closet. I opened the door and runned downstairs, and I was running and running and running and the fireman crashed in and the house crashed on top of him and on top of my head and bonk like this on top of my head. One day I fall like this and crashed like this and I cried and my mommy picked me up.

And the fireman popped out of the bear cave and the bear scary and she just ate me all up. But I was angry. She ate me and my mom and dad and Cindy and her mom and dad and her dog. And she ate me and was having a big tummy like this and she was growing up and up and up and she ate me. She ate my finger, and that hurts.

And my dad was made of stone and my mom was made of stone and everybody was made of stone.

There was a monster in Cindy's closet and then she ran down the stairs and I was like this and I turned to stone and the dog turned to stone and it was scary, everybody was turned to stone. Everybody was out made of stone, everybody. Everybody was out made of stone, everybody. I didn't believe that. Everybody didn't talk because everybody was made of stone. The wires got the stone off me, and got the stone off my mommy, and she walked like this off the kitchen, and the stone just popped out of her face. I was made out of stone, the dog was made out of stone, Timmy was made out of stone, Tello was made out of stone, my daddy was made out of stone, and my mommy was made out of stone, and Eric was made out of stone, everybody was made out of stone.

This was where my mom was going down the stairs with the fireman was there with strings on his teeth and my mommy runned and runned and runned, and she was tiny, tiny, and she grow, and grow, and grow, and grow, and grow, and grow, and grow, and grow, and she was bigger. I was like this, I was out behind the bag, and I was taking my socks off, and I was made out of stone. I like to take off my socks and put them in a bag. And the fireman in my house she was laughing, she was growing, and growing up, and growing, and growing, and somebody stepped on the ketchup, and the ketchup just squirted on my face.

 

There was a monster in Cindy's closet and she just opened the door and just ate me, just ate me all up, and just throwed up on her belly.