Prayer to

Santa Sor Juana

Santa Sor Juana Deliver us from the very politically correct,

the essentialist demagogues,

"English Only" city names: High Stick, Little Corral, The High Ones, The Baths, Three Pines, Slaughter House, Tick Park, Green Stick, Bad Step.

The Eyes R.S. and the Eyes N.S.,

The Middle Class Syndrome,

Sarape Jeans,

Jalapeño Flavored Cheerios,

Chorizo Scones,

under water factories,

pilot project touristic social workers,

The "Little bit" feminist men,

The love of condescending eyes,

Synthetic victimization,

The Speedy Gonzalez "Come back",

Hot Tamale milk shakes,

velcro coffee cups,

computer commercials,

soap operas on bill boards,

Frito Bandito caps

and cooked toungue hoagies.

Oh ever powerful sister of Goddess, deliver us from evil.